Man admits octopus porn downloads
A man has admitted in court to downloading octopus porn, because he had low self-esteem and thought he was 'a beast'. |
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eBay baby sale parents get kid back
Parents who offered to sell their baby on eBay because it was 'too loud' as a joke regain custody of the child. |
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Job ad for 'naked cleaner' posted
Wanted: cleaner, £10 per hour, apron provided. The catch You must be naked. |
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Former hot dog top dog now underdog
It's the day of the annual hot dog eating competition in New York - can the defeated former champ regain his crown |
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Bright object in sky turns out to be the moon
Clever police solve man's bright object in the sky mystery - 'that'll be the moon, Sir'. |
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Nude burglar flees in stolen shorts
So, you've decided to take all your clothes off and break into someone's house. Why not steal a pair of shorts for the journey home |
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Woman crashes car, seeks more beer
So, you've crashed your car through the front of a store. What do you do next Get out and try to buy beer from them, of course. |
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Aussie funerals rock more than they used to
Australians turning their backs on traditional funeral hymns, opting instead for AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell'. |
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Sumo wrestlers size up for struggle over pay
A sumo grand champion is fighting for a bumper pay rise for wrestlers - to pay for increases in the cost of food and fuel |
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Football snack unwise for catfish
Massive catfish chokes to death on a football in a German canal. Insert joke about Germany choking in the Euro 2008 final here. |
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Teen spends imaginary money
A dopey 16-year-old has been left with a £300 bill after believing he had £2million in his bank account. |
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Now then, Nowthen becomes a city
American community is to officially become a city with a very silly name indeed - Nowthen, Minnesota. |
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Manure thieves make nude escape
Women try to steal slurry in order to make 'manure bombs'. Fall into slurry tank. Run away naked. Ta-da. |
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Rogue giraffe leads mass circus breakout
Fifteen camels, two zebras, llamas and pot-bellied pigs run away from circus after giraffe liberates them. |
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Mastering the art of phone sex
What's it like earning a living as a sex chatline girl Chloe Scott decides to pick up her receiver to transform herself from a posh London girl to a hot-lipped hussy. |
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'I'm jealous of my pretty best friend'
Dear Dr Victoria: I love my best friend but whenever we go out together she always gets all of the male attention. Initially it didn't bother me but it's now really started to get on my nerves. Should I say something to her |
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Extra texts could mean extra-marital sex
If your other half is texting more then usual it could mean they are playing away from home, according to a leading law firm. |
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Women 'feel bad' about one-night stands
A leading academic claims women feel bad about having one-night stands - and will consider romping with a man only if they think there is a chance it will lead to a long-term relationship. |
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Why men get dumped
It's the little things they do that drive you mad. Lisa Scott discovers what tears couples apart. |
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Wild boys Duran Duran can still cut it
Gig review: Hot on the heels of Wednesday's one-off Duran Duran vs Mark Ronson experiment in Paris, Duran Duran's first show at the O2 was never going to be quite as ground-breaking an event. |
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